SMS...BITS

Staring at the mobile phone and wondering what to send to your friends….
Here are a few tinny bit funny texts that can crack them up


A girl from Tibet went to
Shangai for a job interview
To test her English
China boss ask her to
create sentences with
GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE,PURPLE AND BLACK
She answered
I hear phone GREEN-GREEN, then I go
and PINK up the phone and I say
YELLOW , BLUES that?
WHITE did you said?
oh, wrong number.
Don’t PURPELY disturb
people and don’t call
BLACK, ok?
Boss say: You can go black
now and wait for Phone
green-green regards….


Last time I like it so much
I love her so much
We walk together everywhere
Now she is apart
That’s whylah cannot buy Jappanese slippers.
Does not last long


You are 100% beautiful,
You are 100% lovely
You are 100% sweet
You are 100% nice
and you are 100% stupid
to believe all this words

Love test : Just type LOVE
(SPACE) your name (SPACE)
your partners name and send it
to your fathers number..
He will tell you the future!
When he gets back.